Hammy Potter

Following a conversation with a friend, involving the fantasy of owning an elephant the size of a rabbit or a hippo that could fit in a fish tank, I popped my brothers hamster inside my old dolls house and decided to make a project out of it.
Hammy trashed the joint and we both had a right laugh. Example:

Royal Oakz

The maisonette where dreams are made.
Literally, I had one last night that the Jans lived there instead of us
and Simona installed a toilet in my room.
Livid- would be the adjective that springs to mind.